March 06, 2012

I Call This The Mayo Aisle...

Oil & Eggs
Our Tesco and other Walmart-esque stores really do carry tons of awesome items and we hardly go without. Most aisles are chock full of lots of variety, but not this one. Imagine how much mayonnaise you could make from this? Pretty sure if you pushed your cart through it fast enough you'd come out on the other side with white slimy sandwich condiment all over you.  Also, and this has nothing to do with my general disgust for mayonnaise, but those sticks in the bottom right corner are a BROOM I bought. We have some rugs that don't vacuum well (am I the only one that loves that vacuum has two "u's"in it?) and the current regular broom we have isn't strong enough to sweep up the various daily life particles. Sticks bundled up are how the locals do it. You can get them on aisle 8.

7 comments:

Emily said...

Whoa. That IS an impressive amount of oil and eggs all lined up neatly.

marylou said...

ok, this had to be anthony that posted this because i know about his general dislike of mayo; that is, unless sharon has the same dislike and i didn't know lol!

Anthony & Sharon said...

Mom I hate mayo too! I'm tellin' ya, that boy was made for me!

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Elizabeth said...

This post amused me. Is vinegar really that popular that it fills an entire aisle?!? Wow. It's only a third of an aisle here. And I thought that was a lot. And though your Tesco looks a lot like our Tesco, our eggs are in the refrigerated section. Funny how they change their policy based on culture, huh?

roger and courtney said...

I am a recent convert to the stick broom. Nothing sweeps up rice better than that. Here's a question...how big are the stick brooms where you live? Ours are made for someone the size of a 3 year old.

Anthony & Sharon said...

Elizabeth- They fry EVERYTHING here. It's all covered in oil. So yes. They do use it all!
Courtney- What's up with them only having short sticks for the brooms? Although house helpers tend to be quite small for some reason, so maybe they're made with them in mind. We could sell tall American versions...you could do a demo on rice pick up and I'd show the before and afters of my rug from the vacuum, regular broom, and the AMAZING STICK BROOM!!!! It'd work.